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New Releases: Despicable Me 2 – (2013)

New Releases: Despicable Me 2 - (2013) Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Family, Sci-Fi, Release Date: 2013-12-...

 

New Releases: Despicable Me 2 – (2013)

New Releases: Despicable Me 2 - (2013)
Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Family, Sci-Fi,
Release Date: 2013-12-10
Duration: 98 Min
Director:

  • Pierre Coffin
  • Chris Renaud

A secret laboratory near the Arctic Circle is stolen by a mysterious vehicle using a giant magnet. The Anti-Villain League (AVL) recruits former super-villain Gru, now a devoted father to Margo, Edith and Agnes, to find out which evil person stole the lab, which contained a powerful mutagen known as PX-41 which can make indestructible and extremely aggressive monsters out of living organisms because Gru, being an ex villain knows how villains work but refuses. Gru learns that Dr. Nefario, his friend and assistant, has decided to leave him for new employment, because he “missed being evil.” Gru reluctantly partners with undercover AVL agent Lucy Wilde, and together they search The Paradise Shopping Mall, where they are given a bakery called “Bake My Day” as their headquarters. Gru suspects Mexican restaurant owner Eduardo Perez of being a super-villain called “El Macho”, a bad guy who became Gru’s inspiration for a villain who supposedly died after skysurfing a TNT-laden shark into the center of an active volcano. Gru and Lucy break into Eduardo’s restaurant at night, but only find a jar of secret-recipe salsa and nothing to prove that Eduardo is the culprit. Meanwhile, Agnes expresses her wish of having a mother someday and suspects that Gru will fall in love with Lucy. Gru tells her that his relationship with Lucy is strictly professional.

Gru and Lucy investigate wig merchant Floyd Eagle-san, but Gru is still suspicious of Eduardo. After the investigation, Gru is set up on a horrible dinner date with a woman named Shannon, who notices Gru’s wig and threatens to humiliate him. Luckily, Lucy bumps into them and rescues him from the date by shooting Shannon with a tranquilizer dart. They take Shannon home, and after they say good night, Gru realizes that Agnes was right: he has romantic feelings for Lucy.

The next day, the AVL arrests Floyd Eagle-san (who claims that he was framed) because an almost-empty mutagen jar was found in his shop. The investigation is closed, and Lucy is reassigned to Australia. Before leaving, Lucy gives Gru her lipstick taser to remind him of her. This leaves Gru heartbroken because he loves her, but he cannot find the courage to ask her out on a date. Instead he brings the girls to Eduardo’s Cinco de Mayo party and finds proof that the Mexican restauranteur is in fact the super-villain El Macho. Gru discovers that he (and his helper, Dr. Nefario) have captured and mutated a large number of Gru’s minions using the PX-41, turning them into insane, savage purple-furred monsters. El Macho plans to send rockets full of mutated Minions to major cities and achieve world domination. El Macho emphasizes that he and Gru could team up and they would become evil again followed by ruling the city, but Gru avoids answering and leaves with his daughter Margo, who in the meantime has broken up with Eduardo’s two-timing son, Antonio, who had left Margo for another girl. For breaking Margo’s heart, Gru uses his freeze-ray to freeze Antonio in a block of ice.

On her flight to Australia, Lucy realizes she has feelings for Gru, so she jumps out of the plane and hang-glides down to the party. She is captured by El Macho, who knows she is an AVL agent after Pollito, his pet chicken, retrieves her AVL ID badge from her purse. Fortunately Dr. Nefario lets Gru know what is happening. In order to rescue Lucy, Gru visits El Macho along with two minions covered in purple cupcake frosting, pretending he was captured by two of the mutant creatures. Fighting alongside his daughters and Dr. Nefario, Gru and his team spray all of the mutated minions with awful-tasting jelly containing a powerful antidote that Dr. Nefario made, whereupon they revert to their friendly yellow state. El Macho then takes the mutagen himself, but Gru and Dr. Nefario easily overcome him using a fart gun and Lucy’s lipstick-taser.

Lucy is, however, already strapped to a TNT-loaded shark rocket. Gru starts to untie her, but the rocket-launch remote button is pressed by El Macho’s pet chicken Pollito. The rocket flies towards the same lava-spewing volcano where El Macho had previously faked his death. Lucy accepts Gru’s invitation for a date, and the pair dives into the safety of the ocean seconds before the rocket enters the volcano.

One hundred and forty-seven dates later, Gru and Lucy are married and Margo, Edith and Agnes finally have a mother. The minions close with a rendition of “I Swear” (sung in minionese as “Underwear”) and “Y.M.C.A” while the whole family dances. Then, a purple furry minion shows up, surprising the family.

Star:


Steve Carell

Kristen Wiig

Benjamin Bratt

Miranda Cosgrove


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New Releases: American Psycho – (2000)

 

New Releases: American Psycho – (2000)

New Releases: American Psycho - (2000)
Genre: Crime, Drama,
Release Date: 2013-12-03
Duration: 102 Min
Director:

  • Mary Harron

A white background. Red drops begin to fall past the opening credits. The drops become a red sauce on a plate. A slab of meat is cut with a knife and garnished with raspberries, then placed on a table. The camera moves over various dishes, most of which are very small and look very expensive. The restaurant is furnished in pinks and greens, and everyone is well-dressed. Waiters tell customers ridiculously decadent specials like squid ravioli and swordfish meatloaf.

The setting is New York City, sometime in the 1980s. The vice-presidents of Pierce and Pierce, a Wall Street financial institution, are seated around a table. They include Timothy Bryce (Justin Theroux), Craig McDermott (Josh Lucas), David Van Paten (Bill Sage) and Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale). Bryce says “This is a chick’s restaurant. Why aren’t we at Dorsia?” McDermott replies “Because Bateman won’t give the maitre d’ head.” Bateman flicks a toothpick at him. They discuss various people in the restaurant, including who Bateman believes to be Paul Allen across the room. Van Paten returns from the bathroom and says that there’s no good place to do coke in. They discuss the fact that Allen is handling the Fisher account, which leads McDermott to make racist remarks about Allen being Jewish. “Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?” says Patrick. “I’ve seen that bastard sitting in his office spinning a fucking menorah.” Bateman rebukes him. “Not a menorah. A dreidel, you spin a dreidel.” McDermott replies “Do you want me to fry you up some potato pancakes? Some latkes?” “No, just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.” “Oh I forgot. Bateman’s dating someone from the ACLU!” Bryce calls Bateman the voice of reason. Looking at the check he remarks “Speaking of reasonable, only 0.” They all drop their Platinum American Express cards on top of the bill.

At a nightclub, Bryce takes some money out of a clip and gives it to a man in drag, who lets them inside. As some 80’s pop music plays from overhead, the men dance while strobe lights flash and some women on stage wave around prop guns like something out of a grind house flick. Bateman orders a drink and hands the bartender a drink ticket, but she tells him drink tickets are no good and that he has to pay in cash. He pays, and then when she’s out of earshot, he says “You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.” He takes his drink with a smile.

The camera pans through Bateman’s apartment the next morning. Everything is shades of white, with black counters and shelves. It is sparsely decorated, but looks expensive. “I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street, on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old.” He describes his diet and exercise routine, and his meticulous daily grooming rituals, which involves no less than 9 different lotions and cleansers. “There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,” he says while peeling off his herb-mint facial mask. “Some kind of abstraction. But there is no ‘real me’. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.”

Sweeping over the skyline of downtown New York, the song Walking on Sunshine starts playing. Walking down the hallway to his office, Bateman listens to this song on his headphones with absolutely no expression on his face. Someone passes by him and says “Hey Hamilton. Nice tan.” Everyone in the hallway has expensive suits and slicked-back hair. He walks by his secretary, Jean (Chloe Sevigny), to his office door. She’s dressed in a long coat and shirt that are too big for her. “Aerobics class, sorry. Any messages?” She follows him into his corner office. She tells him someone cancelled, but she doesn’t know what he cancelled or why. “I occasionally box with him at the Harvard Club.” She tells him someone named Spencer wants to meet for drinks. He tells her to cancel it. “What should I say?” “Just say no.” He tells her to make reservations for him at a restaurant for lunch, as well as dinner reservations at Arcadia on Thursday. “Something romantic?” “No, silly. Forget it. I’ll make them. Just get me a mineral water.” She tells him he looks nice. Without looking at her, he tells her not to wear that outfit. “Wear a dress or a skirt. You’re prettier than that.” The phone starts ringing, and he tells her to tell anyone who calls that he isn’t there. “And high heels.” She leaves. He puts his feet up and starts watching Jeopardy on his office TV.

A taxicab makes its way through Chinatown. Inside, Bateman is trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album on his headphones, but his “supposed” fiancée Evelyn (Reese Witherspoon) keeps distracting him with ideas for their wedding. He says he can’t take the time off work to get married. “Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly. You hate that job anyway, I don’t see why you don’t just quit.” “Because… I want… to fit… IN.” The cab drives up to a restaurant called Espace. “I’m on the verge of tears as we arrive, since I’m positive we won’t have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me, in an awesome wave.” Bryce it already seated next to two punk-rock teens smoking cigarettes. “This is my cousin Vanden and her boyfriend Stash,” says Evelyn. Bryce kisses Evelyn on both cheeks, and then starts kissing her neck, slightly crossing the line. Bateman looks at his blurry reflection in a metal menu. As they eat sushi, he remarks “I’m fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know.” Bateman doesn’t care because he’s also having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her best friend. “She’s usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs, tonight I believe it’s Xanax.” She’s also engaged to Luis Carruthers, “the biggest doofus in the business.” Courtney and Luis are seated beside him, and Courtney, slurring her words, asks Stash whether he thinks Soho is becoming too commercial. “Yes. I read that,” says Luis. “Oh who gives a rat’s ass,” says Bryce. “That affects us,” says Vanden. “What about the massacres in Sri Lanka, honey? Don’t you know that the Sikhs are killing like, tons of Israelis over there?” Bateman tells him there are more important problems to worry about than Sri Lanka. He tells them they include Apartheid, nuclear arms, terrorism, and world hunger. “We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal right for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism in young people.” Bryce almost chokes on his drink as he starts laughing. “Patrick, how thought-provoking,” Luis says, feigning tears. Patrick takes a swig of his whiskey.

It’s nighttime. Patrick takes some money out of an ATM. A woman walks by and he starts following her. They stop at a crosswalk and he says “hello”. She hesitantly says hello back. The sign changes to walk and they cross the street.

The next day, Bateman argues with an old Chinese woman who runs a dry cleaners. Another Chinese man is looking at some bed sheets with a huge red stain on them. Bateman is trying to tell her that you can’t bleach that type of sheet, and that they are very expensive. She continues to babble in a language he can’t understand. “Lady, if you don’t shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.” She is shocked, but still won’t speak English. “I can’t understand you! You’re a fool! Stupid bitch-ee!” A woman comes in the door and recognizes him. Her name is Victoria. He says hi to her. “It’s so silly to come all the way up here,” she says, “but they really are the best.” “Then why can’t they get these stains out?” he says, showing her the sheets. “Can you get through to them? I’m getting nowhere.” “What are those?” she says, looking wide-eyed at the stains. “Uh, well it’s cranberry juice. Cran-apple.” She looks skeptical. He tells her he has a lunch date in 15 minutes, and she tries to make plans with him. He tells her he’s booked solid. “What about Saturday?” “Next Saturday? Can’t. Matinee of Les Mis.” He promises to call her, and then leaves.

Patrick paces his apartment in his underwear, on the phone with Courtney Rawlinson (Samantha Mathis). A porno movie is playing on his TV. “You’re dating Luis, he’s in Arizona. You’re fucking me and we haven’t made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?” She says she’s waiting for Luis to call. “Pumpkin you’re dating an asshole. Pumpkin you’re dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin you’re dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.” She tells him to stop calling her pumpkin. He insists that they have dinner, and when she says no, he says he can get them a table at Dorsia. This perks her interest. He tells her to wear something nice. He calls the restaurant, and asks if he can make a reservation for two at 8:00 or 8:30. There is a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, then the man on the other end starts laughing uncontrollably. Patrick hangs up.

In a limo, Patrick listens to Courtney describe her day, while she is almost passing out from her medication. “Is that Donald Trump’s car?” he asks, looking out the window. Patrick’s face is blurred through the plastic divider of the limo. She tells him to shut up. He tells her to take some more lithium, or coke or caffeine to get her out of her slump. “I just want a child,” she says, absently looking out the window. “Just two… perfect… children.”

At the restaurant, she nearly falls asleep at the table and Patrick touches her shoulder and wakes her up. “Are we here?” she asks sleepily. “Yeah,” he says, sitting down. “This is Dorsia?” “Yes dear,” he says, opening the menu which clearly says Barcadia across it. He tells her she’s going to have the peanut butter soup with smoked duck and mashed squash. “New York Matinee called it a ‘playful but mysterious little dish. You’ll love it.” He orders her the red snapper with violets and pine nuts to follow. She thanks him, and then passes out in her chair.

A conference table at P&P the next day. Luis thanks Patrick for looking after Courtney. “Dorsia, how impressive. How on Earth did you get a reservation there?” “Lucky I guess,” replies Patrick. Luis compliments him on his suit. “Valentino Couture?” “Uh-huh.” Luis tries to touch it, but Patrick slaps his hand away. “Your compliment was sufficient Luis.” Paul Allen comes up to them. “Hello Halberstram. Nice tie. How the hell are ya?” Narrating, Patrick explains that Allen has mistaken him for “this dickhead Marcus Halberstram.” They both work at P&P and do the same exact work, and wear the same glasses and suits. “Marcus and I even go to the same barber. Although I have a slightly better haircut.” Allen and Patrick discuss accounts. He asks him about Cecilia, Marcus’ girlfriend. “She’s great, I’m very lucky,” replies Patrick. Bryce and McDermott come in, congratulating Allen on the Fisher account. “Thank you, Baxter.” Bryce asks him if he wants to play squash. Allen gives him his card out of his case. An audible tremor goes through the room. “Call me.” “How about Friday?” says Bryce. “No can do. I got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia. Great sea urchin seviche.” He leaves. Bryce wonders how he managed to swing that. McDermott thinks he’s lying. Bateman takes out his new business card, which reads “Patrick BATEMAN – Vice President”. “What do you think?” “Very nice,” says McDermott. “I picked them up from the printers yesterday.” “Nice coloring,” says Bryce. “That’s ‘bone’. And the lettering is something called ‘silian rail’.” “Cool Bateman. But that’s nothing,” says Van Paten, laying his card down next to Patrick’s. “That is really nice,” says Bryce. “Eggshell with romalian type. What do you think?” Van Paten asks Patrick. “Nice,” Patrick says, visibly jealous. “How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?” says Bryce. Biting his nails, Patrick can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Paten’s card. “You ain’t seen nothing yet,” says Bryce, taking out his own card. “Raised lettering, pale nimbus, white.” Another tremor goes through the room. Holding back his rage, Bateman tells him it’s very nice. “Let’s see Paul Allen’s card.” Bryce takes it out of his pocket and hands it to Bateman. It shines with an ethereal glow in the dim light of the conference room, even though it is basically identical to the rest of their cards. Narrating, Patrick says “Look at the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a watermark!” He drops the card on the table. “Something wrong?” asks Luis. “Patrick? You’re sweating.”

Nighttime. Patrick walks by a courthouse on his way home. Steam rises from underground vents. He walks through an alley, a black shadow under a pale streetlight. He stops and looks behind him, to see a homeless man by some piles of trash. “Hello. Pat Bateman. Do you want some money? Some food?” He starts taking out some money. “I’m hungry,” says the bum. “It’s cold out too isn’t it? If you’re so hungry, why don’t you get a job?” The bum says he lost his job. “Why? Were you drinking? Insider trading? Just joking.” He asks him his name, and the bum says his name is Al. “Get a god-damn job, Al! You have a negative attitude. That’s what’s stopping you.” He promises to help him get his act together. Al tells him he’s a kind man. He puts his hand on Patrick’s arm, and Patrick pulls it off, visibly disgusted. “You know how bad you smell? You reek of shit. You know that?” He laughs, and then apologizes. “I don’t have anything in common with you.” He bends down and opens his briefcase. “Oh thank you mister, thank you. It’s cold out here…” “You know what a fucking loser you are?” Patrick suddenly takes a knife out of the briefcase and stabs the bum three times in the stomach, than pushes the shocked man to the ground. The dog barks at Patrick, so he stomps it with his foot, hard enough to kill it. He picks up his briefcase and walks away down the alley.

A health spa. A young Asian woman rubs some lotion on Patrick’s face. She compliments him on his smooth skin. Later, another Asian woman gives him a manicure. “I have all the characteristics of a human being. Flesh. Blood. Skin. Hair. But not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed, and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me, and I don’t know why.” He is lying in a tanning bed now. “My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.”

A Christmas party. A short man in an elf costume hands out glasses of champagne. ‘Deck The Halls’ is playing in the background. Patrick takes one, scowling at the bizarre costumes. Someone comes up to him and calls him by the wrong name. “Hey Hamilton. Have a holly-jolly Christmas,” says Patrick. “Is Allen still handling the Fisher account?” He points to Paul Allen across the room. “Of course. Who else?” Evelyn comes up to them. “Mistletoe alert! Merry X-mas Patrick. You’re late honey.” “I’ve been here the entire time, you just didn’t see me.” A man behind him puts cloth antlers on Patrick’s head without him noticing. “Say hello to Snowball. Snowball says ‘hello Patrick'”, she says in a childish voice. “What is it?” Patrick looks with disgust at the creature in her arms. “It’s a little baby piggy-wiggy, isn’t it? It’s a Vietnamese potbellied pig. They make darling pets. Don’t you? Don’t you?” Patrick looks ready to vomit as she pets the animal. “Stop scowling Patrick. You’re such a Grinch. What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don’t say breast implants again.” Ignoring her, he goes to mingle with the rest of the party. ‘Joy to the World’ is playing. He says hi to Paul Allen. “Hey Marcus. Merry Christmas, how’ve you been. Workaholic I suppose?” He calls to Hamilton that they are going to Nell’s bar, and that the limo is out front. Patrick says that they should have dinner. Paul suggests that he bring Cecilia. “Cecilia would adore it.” “Then let’s do it, Marcus.” Evelyn comes up to them. Paul compliments her on the party, and then walks away. “Why is he calling

Star:


Christian Bale

Justin Theroux

Josh Lucas

Bill Sage


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